THE UNDERTAKER SHOOTS ON MATTEL WWE FIGURES!
BREAKING NEWS:
THE UNDERTAKER SHOOTS ON MATTEL WWE FIGURES!
Last week, WWE Legend The Undertaker (Mark Calaway) was the guest of Joe Rogan’s podcast on Spotify. During that interview, he said many things that ended up doing the headlines of all wrestling/sports websites, including :
-About WWE: “The product has changed so much, now it’s kinda soft. I'll probably piss a lot of people off, but they need to hear it. I just think the product is a little soft. There's guys here and there that have an edge to them, but there's too much pretty, not enough substance right now”.
-About old times: “In that era of guys, too, those were men, you walk into a dressing room nowadays and it's a lot different. I remember walking into my first real dressing room, and all I saw were some crusty fucking men, half of them had guns and knives in their bags. Shit just got handled back then. Now, you walk in and there's guys playing video games and fucking making sure they look pretty”.
It’s like the Phenom made that interview with the only purpose to make friends!
ToyFarce heard that in the full unedited version of the interview, the Deadman also had some words about Mattel and WWE action figures!
“Have you seen the latest figures of me? The jacket is too rigid! It’s made of hard plastic, so kids or collectors can’t pose me at all when wearing the jacket. I have to have that awkward pose where i stand up with my shoulders up and my arms a feet away from my hips… And it’s not only me, Edge got that too! And when they do the soft fabric ones? It looks like I’m wearing a bathrobe…”
“Gee, Undertaker, why don’t you tell us what’s bothering you, huh?”
ToyFarce admits that the Phenom has a point. Those jackets are nice but never perfect. The hard rigid ones are just annoying to remove/put back, and the default pose with them is indeed awkward.
“Back in the days, you had the “Bone-Crunching Action” figures from Jakks Pacific. Man, those were real toys! Back then, a kid could hurt himself with the figures, like pinch his fingers or something. Nowadays, everything is too damn safe."
For our review of the WWE Elite 79 The Undertaker action figure from last october, click here: https://www.toyfarce.com/news/mattel-wwe-elite-79-the-undertaker
We will report to you if we hear more from that interview!
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