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SCALPERS: PUTTING THE ‘CON’ IN ‘COMIC CON’!

This weekend, the New York Comic Con took place in New York’s Javits Center, and who says NYCC, says NYCC exclusives!

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BREAKING NEWS:

SCALPERS: PUTTING THE ‘CON’ IN ‘COMIC CON’!

This weekend, the New York Comic Con took place in Manhattan’s Javits Center, and who says NYCC, says NYCC exclusives! As usual, the reselling community and members of the S.C.A.L.P. found a way to get everyone’s most coveted items, using tricks and deception, so that they can resell them on eBay! ToyFarce interviewed Jerry, who went to NYCC all weekend long to try to score some of those exclusives.

One of NYCC’s most coveted items this year was none other than the *inhales* NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition!

One of NYCC’s most coveted items this year was none other than the *inhales* NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition!

“Those exclusives are getting trickier to get every year”, said Jerry. “This year, you had to reserve it, and you could only get 1 by person. But as usual, they underestimated the ingenuity of the S.C.A.L.P. I came prepared!”.

Jerry managed to get 3 of those items that were limited to 1 per person, using clever and undetectable disguise.

Jerry managed to get 3 of those items that were limited to 1 per person, using clever and undetectable disguise.

“On the second day, they were onto me, so I called my aunt Lucy, and she came with my 2 nephews, so that we could get a couple more. The problem is, one of those kids actually like that toy and want to keep it. I’m gonna have to bribe him, and trade it with another exclusivetoy that I got from last year that I still haven’t sold on eBay”. Tough luck, Jerry…

More news at 11:00… Scalper, no scalping!

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HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NYCC 2021 S.H. FIGUARTS SUPER SAIYAN GOD SUPER SAIYAN SON GOKU KAIO-KEN - EVENT EXCLUSIVE COLOR EDITION?

Last week, Bandai announced their next exclusive, the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition!

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BREAKING NEWS:

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NYCC 2021 S.H. FIGUARTS SUPER SAIYAN GOD SUPER SAIYAN SON GOKU KAIO-KEN - EVENT EXCLUSIVE COLOR EDITION?

If you say it 7 times, he will appear!

This is a picture of the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition

This is a picture of the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition

(For best results, read this article out loud.)

Last week, Bandai announced their next exclusive, the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition. The NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition includes a pearlescent red paint deco, interchangeable portraits, interchangeable hands, and a power up effect.

Another picture of the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition

Another picture of the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition

The NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition will be available at the event (NYCC 2021), and the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition will also be available on the Premium Bandai USA website. Details on the pricing and ordering of the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition will be revealed soon.

How it felt writing this article

How it felt writing this article

ToyFarce has heard numerous that numerous fans are very excited about the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition like Spanish collector Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso and German collector Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffwelchevoralternwarengewissenhaftschaferswessenschafewarenwohlgepflegeundsorgfaltigkeitbeschutzenvonangreifendurchihrraubgierigfeindewelchevoralternzwolftausendjahresvorandieerscheinenvanderersteerdemenschderraumschiffgebrauchlichtalsseinursprungvonkraftgestartseinlangefahrthinzwischensternartigraumaufdersuchenachdiesternwelchegehabtbewohnbarplanetenkreisedrehensichundwohinderneurassevonverstandigmenschlichkeitkonntefortpflanzenundsicherfreuenanlebenslanglichfreudeundruhemitnichteinfurchtvorangreifenvonandererintelligentgeschopfsvonhinzwischensternartigraum (that is not a typo, this is someone’s actual name, who owns the world record of longest name).

How about you? Will you get the NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition?

More news at 11:00… NYCC 2021 S.H. Figuarts Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Son Goku Kaio-Ken - Event Exclusive Color Edition!

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BANDAI ANNOUNCES NEW S.H. MONSTERARTS GODZILLA FIGURE… WITH A 6FT (1,8M) LONG TAIL!

One specific figure caught the attention of everyone, though, as a S.H. Monsterarts figure of Godzilla Ultima from Godzilla: Singular Point was revealed, and it comes with a MASSIVE tail

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BREAKING NEWS:

BANDAI ANNOUNCES NEW S.H. MONSTERARTS GODZILLA FIGURE… WITH A 6FT (1,8M) LONG TAIL!

On wednesday, Bandai S.H. Figuarts did a live stream to announce all sorts of awesome figures: Kamen Rider, Ultraman, Godzilla and Marvel (MCU) figures were revealed for the first time to us, as the Japanese host kept lifting big white boxes underneath which the toys were hidden (Unfortunately, there was no incident where the toys would fall as he lifted the boxes, as we were kinda hoping for).

One specific figure caught the attention of everyone, though, as a S.H. Monsterarts figure of Godzilla Ultima from Godzilla: Singular Point was revealed, and it comes with a MASSIVE tail ( #BigAssTail and #LongAssTail were trending worldwide during the event). Here are a few pictures that were shared after the event:

“Oh my god, Becky. Look at that tail!”

“Oh my god, Becky. Look at that tail!”

Godzilla, probably screaming “I HAVE A HUGE ASS TAIL, Y’ALL!”

Godzilla, probably screaming “I HAVE A HUGE ASS TAIL, Y’ALL!”

Promo pictures

Promo pictures

The full picture (totally not photoshopped)

The full picture (totally not photoshopped)

The reveal (they needed the whole table for that one).

The reveal (they needed the whole table for that one).

Imagine having that Godzilla Ultima on your shelf (a long ass shelf, obviously), and having tons of other figures displayed around, and one day, you decide to move that Godzilla, and the tail makes every single other figure fall, in a domino effect. Yikes!

More news at 11:00… *Godzilla scream, probably saying something about his long ass tail*

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HUNDREDS OF CONTAINERS LOST AT SEA, INCLUDING BANDAI PRODUCTS… COLLECTORS SUDDENTLY INTO SCUBA-DIVING!

ToyFarce heard that thousands of collectors have suddently found a passion for scuba-diving, with many enrolling in scuba-diving classes, and several trips booked to Hawaii, in order to go snorkeling in that area. Coincidence?

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TRAGIC NEWS:

HUNDREDS OF CONTAINERS LOST AT SEA, INCLUDING BANDAI PRODUCTS… COLLECTORS SUDDENTLY INTO SCUBA-DIVING!

First of all, ToyFarce wishes you all a merry christmas and happy holidays!

Over the last few days, we’ve heard about the tragic news that a massive One Apus container ship, transporting several thousands of containers, was hit by a storm in the Pacific ocean, northwest of Hawaii, and lost over 1900 containers in the sea (about $200 million worth of cargo). Bandai has sent an email to lots of its customers saying that some of the containers had Bandai products inside, including S.H. Figuarts figures, like the Iron Man mk85 (I am Iron Man edition), Endgame Scarlet Witch, and the Dragon Ball Z Goku, Gohan, Android 17 and 18 figures. It is a tragedy, and thankfully, we’ve heard that nobody was injured on the boat.

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Now, ToyFarce heard that thousands of collectors have suddently found a passion for scuba-diving, with many enrolling in scuba-diving classes, and several trips booked to Hawaii, in order to go snorkeling in that area. Coincidence? We’ve asked one collector about his sudden love for diving in the sea:

“Well, I’m certainly not going to let the fishes enjoy my S.H. Figuarts Dragon Ball Z Ultra Instinct Sign Goku figure! They sold out in minutes during the summer, and every Dragon Ball Z collector want one! There is no way I’m letting those sleep at the bottom of the sea! I’m sure after letting them dry and removing the seaweeds and barnacles from the figures, they will look perfectly fine!”

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More news at 11:00… Oooooooh… Who lives in a container under the sea? DBZ GOKU!

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HOT TOYS ANNOUNCES DARK KNIGHT RISES PRODUCTS, S.H. FIGUARTS ANNOUNCES AVENGERS MOVIE FIGURES… WAIT, WHAT YEAR IS THIS??

2020. This entire year has felt like a decade already. Remember February? That was like 3 years ago. Yet, it seems we’re getting announcement for toys that already came out … in 2012!

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HOT TOYS ANNOUNCES DARK KNIGHT RISES PRODUCTS, S.H. FIGUARTS ANNOUNCES AVENGERS MOVIE FIGURES…WAIT, WHAT YEAR IS THIS??

2020. This entire year has felt like a decade already. Remember February? That was like 3 years ago. Yet, it seems we’re getting announcement for toys that already came out … in 2012!

This week, Hot Toys has announced their (re-)releases of the Dark Knight Rises Batman figure, along with the Bat-Pod.

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Earlier last week, S.H. Figuarts announced a series of action figures from the Avengers movie. No, not Endgame, not Infinity War, not even Age of Ultron: the first Avengers movie.

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At the same time, we’re getting ‘retro’ figures with packaging from the 90’s from the Marvel Legends line, Vintage Collection Star Wars action figures in the same packaging as the ones in the 80’s, Power Rangers figures from the Mighty Morphin’ show from the 90’s…

WHAT YEAR IS THIS??

Does it sound suspicious to anyone else that we are also getting ‘Back to the Future’ figures from NECA, also this year? The same year that we’re getting all those products from the past again? Doc Brown has got some explaining to do!

More news at 11:00…or whenever is 11:00 in this time paradox!

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