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LIFE HACKS: WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL BOX?
The Haslab Sentinels have started to show up at people’s doors, and with them comes an enormous box (and shipper box!).
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LIFE HACKS: WHAT TO DO WITH YOUR HASLAB SENTINEL BOX?
The Haslab Sentinels have started to show up at people’s doors, and with them comes an enormous box (and shipper box!). While most people will probably either recycle the cardboard box or display the figure inside of it (MIB collectors), some collectors may be wondering “what to do with that gigantic Haslab Sentinel box?”. Here are a few ideas for you!
AN AWESOME DOG HOUSE/CAT FORT!
Don’t be fooled by the depressed look on that puppy, he’s actually very ecstatic about getting to live inside a Haslab Sentinel box!
The other cats from your neighborhood will be 100% jealous when they see your cat’s fort!
SOMETHING FOR THE KIDS!
Turn your Haslab Sentinel box into a wonderful speedy car! All you have to do is count on your kid’s imagination, and he’ll be racing in his brand new car in no time!
A car? How about an entire summer cottage? If you ordered more than one Sentinel, you can build an entire playhouse, which your kids will absolutely love!
FOR A PERSON!
Do you have annoying friends? Just put them in the box and ship them somewhere far, so you don’t have to deal with their crappy personality anymore!
Help the ones in need! Donate your Haslab Sentinel box to a homeless person so that they can feel like they live in a penthouse. You’ll feel good about doing something nice! (Also works for yourself, if your wife kicked you out after your 5 Sentinels arrived)
If you have more than 5 Haslab Sentinels, you can even build a small apartment, and rent it, to make that Haslab money back!
More news at 11:00… Just wait until you see the Galactus box!
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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF! DAYS AFTER THE END OF THE HASLAB CAMPAIGN, GALACTUS GETS DESTROYED!
Last year, a few days after the last Star Wars Haslab campaign for the TVC Razor Crest ship ended, the ship was completely and utterly DESTROYED in the Mandalorian tv show. They say lightning never strikes twice at the same time, right? Well…
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HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF! DAYS AFTER THE END OF THE HASLAB CAMPAIGN, GALACTUS GETS DESTROYED!
We all remember this…
Last year, a few days after the last Star Wars Haslab campaign for the TVC Razor Crest ship ended, the ship was completely and utterly DESTROYED in the Mandalorian TV series. They say lightning never strikes twice at the same time, right? Well…
Remember this?
How could we forget… (Sorry for bringing back that pain)
ToyFarce received the anonymous tip that in an upcoming coming book from Marvel Comics, supposed to come out this wednesday, Galactus will be randomly completely and utterly DESTROYED in a similar way. First we will see Galactus just standing in a big field next to some rocks, and an orange/pink laser will come out from the corner of the frame, and obliterate the Devourer of Worlds.
*PEW!* (re-enactement)
*KABOOM!* (re-enactement)
It is a good thing that the Rancor already met his demise in the Return of the Jedi (Spoilers!), but we would advise any remaining Rancors NOT to hang out in a big field next to some rocks when the next Haslab Star Wars campaign will be ending… We’ve been fooled twice already!
More news at 11:00… be careful of orange lasers coming from the corner of the screen/page!
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WHAT TO EXPECT FROM A HASBRO PULSE LIVESTREAM?
Here are 3 things you will find in a Hasbro Pulse livestream (or any toy-related livestream, for that matter…)
BREAKING NEWS:
WHAT TO EXPECT FROM A HASBRO PULSE LIVESTREAM (OR ANY TOY-RELATED LIVESTREAM)?
Today, at 11am EST, there will be a Hasbro Pulse Fan First Monday Livestream with the Marvel Legends team (Ryan, Dan and Dwight). If you’re a collector or a fan, those livestreams are generally a great place to hear about new reveals, upcoming figures and even teases. It is also a fantastic place if you want to hate other collectors too! But what happens in the chat? Here are 3 things you will find in a Hasbro Pulse livestream (or any toy-related livestream, for that matter…)
POLITENESS…
When a stream is about to start, people are generally in some sort of waiting room, where they can already chat for a bit before the show starts. One thing that we have noticed is that if there is any sort of Youtuber/Youtube celebrity that joins the chat, it seems that they are legally obligated to answer to anyone who says ‘hi’ to them. Whether it’s a DanWho, a ToyingAround or an Unparallaled Universe, people will automatically rush to say hi to them, even using their real name (“Hi Kevin!”) to show everyone that they are “in”.
It has a “Mad Max: Fury Road “WITNESS ME!” vibe to it, but if your favorite youtuber actually replied to you, you’d feel pretty damn special too!
GANGS!
It can sometimes feel overwhelming to see all the different toy gangs give shout out to each other, but it’s also a lot fun. The Tuesday Crew, the Chatmigos, the Butter Nation,… there are tons of gangs that invade most streams and do their gang signs in the chat. Now rest assured that there are no gang fights! It’s just the people who watch a show who like to mention that show when they’re watching another show (For example, imagine watching an episode of “Loki” and shouting “Wandavision!” in front of it). ToyFarce will probably go undercover and infiltrate one of those gangs someday…
The following screenshot is a reenactment. Any resemblance to real people would be a coincidence. Maybe.
Okay, we get it… YOU’RE IN A GANG!
TOXICITY!
It wouldn’t be a livestream if there were not a bunch of wank pheasants trying to ruin it for everyone! Imagine wasting an entire hour of your life just to complain about new toys. “PASS! I DON’T WANT IT”, “WORST REVEAL EVER!”, “I’M HAPPY FOR THOSE WHO WANT THIS, BUT IT IS NOT FOR ME” (that last one never happened). There’s also the ones that spam the same sentence fifteen times in a row “WHEN IS MY SENTINEL SHIPPING?”… “WHEN IS MY SENTINEL SHIPPING?”… “WHEN IS MY SENTINEL SHIPPING?”, like it has ever worked. “Oh my, there’s a person that asked the same question 23 times in all caps! I definitely need to give him attention!”. Of course, we understand that you’re a bit upset about those reveals, and you’re 9 years old, but it costs exactly 0 cent to just not write anything. Other people might like the reveals. Let other people enjoy things.
The best way to enjoy any Hasbro Pulse event is still… with the Live Chat turned off.
The first and last ones here are actually real ones from the last Marvel Legends livestream :)
Hoping to see you in the Hasbro Pulse Fan First Monday Marvel Legends livestream later today! And don’t forget to have fun!
More news at 11:00… WHERE IS MY WILLIE THE MAILMAN FIGURE?!
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NO REVEALS FOR 7 DAYS?? CAN SOMEONE CHECK ON THE MARVEL LEGENDS TEAM?
Is everything OK? Should the authorities be called? What happened? ToyFarce investigates.
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NO REVEALS FOR 7 DAYS?? CAN SOMEONE CHECK ON THE MARVEL LEGENDS TEAM?
The Hasbro Marvel Legends team (Ryan Ting, Dan Yun and Dwight Stall) has been part of our everyday life for some time now. From their nice livestreams (which can be a great experience once you disable the chat), to the rounds of interviews (where they had to sit through everybody’s different intros), to the reveals on social media (hitting like an RKO, from outta nowhere!), they have become a member of our collective toy families. But now, there hasn’t been any new announcement for 7 days… 7 entire days! A lifetime, for some (like bugs, for example). Is everything OK? Should the authorities be called? What happened? ToyFarce investigates.
The Toy of the Year (we need to make it happen, people!)
It can be any of the following reasons:
After releasing what most people agree is the Toy of the Year, the action figure of The Hood, the Marvel Legends team spent some time using different members of the toy community (Fwoosh, SuperSorrell, Toying Around, MCUCollector24, Shartimus Prime,…) to reveal new figures for them. Some might say that they were looking for a successor for their team, someone worthy to reveal new figures in the future, a bit like in My Hero Academia, where All Might was looking for a successor for his power. Have they found a successor? We don’t know!
Or it could be aliens. Maybe the entire team has been abducted by aliens, who were jealous of earth getting all the cool reveals. Now, the planet Glizmorpp will also get cool Marvel Legends action figures, and they will also be annoyed when those end up being exclusives to Zmips-7, their biggest superstores.
The latest reveal was Sandman, on June 18th. (That pose!)
Or… the most probable reason:
They are getting some rest before going ALL OUT in July. Dan Yun had teased it on Twitter. The calm before the storm, if you will. They are getting some R&R time before hitting us with devastating blows to our wallets. And we’ll totally be there for it! With a reveal of the next Marvel Legends Haslab project right around the corner (please be the Thanos Copter)…
Please be the next HasLab project! Please be the next HasLab project!
…the team is probably busy preparing all the PowerPoint files they’ll need for their next livestreams! Let’s hope for many slides!
We will keep in touch once we get more news from them!
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More news at 11:00… Thanos Copter: Evil takes to the sky!
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NEXT MARVEL LEGEND SERIES PROP REPLICA REVEALED!
Hasbro’s Marvel Legends Series prop replicas are an awesome line for those who want nice replica, at an affordable price.
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NEXT MARVEL LEGEND SERIES PROP REPLICA REVEALED!
Hasbro’s Marvel Legends Series prop replicas are an awesome line for those who want nice replica, at an affordable price. They are of excellent quality, look awesome on a shelf, and usually have light-up or sound features (when applicable… Obviously, Captain America’s shield doesn’t need light or a sound chip that says “I AM A SHIELD”).
The next few releases already announced also look pretty good, like the Eye of Agamotto necklace, with the Time stone that lights up and the different parts moving, or the blue version of Cap’s shield from Winter Soldier (once again, the shield does not talk.)
Another intriguing one is the Iron Man Hand Gauntlet, which kinda looks like a bedazzled rubber glove to wash the dishes. But at least, it can snap!
SPOILER WARNING: If you haven’t watched Loki’s first episode yet, you might want to skip the rest of the article!
ToyFarce got the scoop for you about the next one that should be revealed very soon! An employee from the cardboard factory that prints the boxes send us a picture from what’s coming next: The “Lost and found drawer” from the Disney+ series, Loki! It even comes with a few paperweights, that will have a light-up feature!
Some say it’s photoshopped (badly)… but joke’s on them: ToyFarce doesn’t even have Photoshop!
Just like in that scene when Loki is looking for his Tesseract!
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More news at 11:00… Is this the greatest power in the universe?
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WHERE WILL THE NEXT SURPRISE MARVEL LEGENDS REVEAL HAPPEN?
ToyFarce went deep undercover and found the 3 places where the next reveal could very well happen!
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WHERE WILL THE NEXT SURPRISE MARVEL LEGENDS REVEAL HAPPEN?
After last week’s Fan First Thursday event, where a new “Age of Apocalypse” wave was revealed, and future figures were teased (there’s a figure of “Tigré”!), the Marvel Legends team from Hasbro continued to surprise us by revealing more figures, via proxy, on other pages. First, the Fwoosh with the reveal of Callisto, which Robo announced her in their latest Fwoosh Weekly video on friday. (Follow the Fwoosh!)
The next day, from out of nowhere, youtuber SuperSorrell revealed on his channel the figure of Jason Wyngrade from the Hellfire Club. (Follow SuperSorrell!). It seems that wave is very X-Men centric!
During the entire time, Dan Yun from the Marvel Legends team (whose Twitter game is fire), was still teasing people, saying that May isn’t over yet and there might be more reveals. He then promised that June would be quieter, but warned us already about July being another months that might make our collective wallets cry.
We are May 31st, the last day of may, and if there are other reveals happening today, the reveals might come from the most unsuspected places. ToyFarce went deep undercover and found about 3 places where the next reveal could very well happen!
3. EPIC GARDENING YOUTUBE CHANNEL
Imagine that! Maybe the latest reveal will be in the middle of a new video about out to grow radishes! Those Marvel Legends guy can be sneaky, you never know! Be on the lookout, as we also have a team monitoring all gardening channels on Youtube.
2. PORNHUB
Let’s be honest. No one would see that…coming.
Imagine when the news start to spread! “So what was the source? What were you checking when you found that reveal? - Nothing. I was checking nothing.”
TOYFARCE
That would be glorious! First, people would think it’s a prank, and after a while, realize that it is real, and that that was actually the prank! A prank within a prank! Prankception! But hey… who knows? Maybe keep your eyes peeled later today, just in case… (but, probably not).
What other place do you think could be where the Marvel Legends team from Hasbro decide to surprise us with a reveal? Let us know in the comments!
More news at 11:00… And the next reveal is… *******
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LEAKED! MARVEL LEGENDS ‘WEST SIDE STORY’ IRON MAN & THANOS 2-PACK!
Over the weekend, some new Hasbro Marvel Legends leaked pictures found their way on the interwebs (it seems to be tradition at this point).
BREAKING NEWS:
LEAKED! MARVEL LEGENDS ‘WEST SIDE STORY’ IRON MAN & THANKS 2-PACK!
Over the weekend, some new Hasbro Marvel Legends leaked pictures found their way on the interwebs (it seems to be tradition before a Marvel Monday, at this point). The leaked figures are all from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, with a Odin figure from the first ‘Thor’ movie, and a snappin’ 2-pack of Iron Man and Thanos from ‘Avengers: Endgame’.
It is not the first time that pictures of figures leak before being officially announced. It is, however, the first time that such a big crossover project gets leaked without ever been mentioned before! A Marvel Cinematic Universe/West Side Story crossover was something still unheard of before the leaks!
The Jets, snapping their day away
Now, you can add Iron Man and Thanos to your West Side Story Jets display, and they will snap their fingers along with the gang. Here are some exclusive clearly official pictures from the upcoming crossover:
We already knew that a remake of West Side Story, directed by Steven Spielberg, was on its way this year, but knowing that we will get to see characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe in it makes us very excited! Steven Spielberg, you little sneak, you!
More news at 11:00… Here come the Jets!
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HASBRO MARVEL LEGENDS TEAM FAN FEST INTERVIEW BY TOYFARCE!!
After the amazing Hasbro Pulse Fan Fest event last week, the folks from the Marvel Legends Team did a round of interview with all the biggest names of the toy community.
BREAKING NEWS:
HASBRO MARVEL LEGENDS FAN FEST INTERVIEW BY TOYFARCE!!
After the amazing Hasbro Pulse Fan Fest event last week, the folks from the Marvel Legends Team did a round of interview with all the biggest names of the toy community. ShartimusPrime, MCUCollector24, Toy Bro, Pixel Dan, Dan Who, the Fwoosh, Kastor's Korner, Boog_ACBA, and several others had the opportunity to chat with Ryan Ting, Dan Yun and Dwight Stall from Hasbro about all things Marvel Legends.
ToyFarce had the honor and privilege to get in touch with them too, and we had a lovely conversation about all the important subjects, like which weather they prefer, their favorite pets, favorite footballers, tastiest Doritos flavor, best 90’s cartoon, fanciest window coverings or what their favorite brands of breakfast cereal are. (Cinnamon Toast Crunch is our personal pick).
Watch the full video here:
(Sidenote: Cini Minis is the European name for Cinnamon Toast Crunch)
UPDATE: NOOOO! It turns out the video file was damaged and we cannot post the video. That’s such a bummer, it was a great interview…
More news at 11:00… PULSE ULTRAAA!
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FIRST STILT MAN ON THE MOON?!
A contact at NASA informed ToyFarce today that a collector from California has now collected enough Hand Ninjas to make his Stilt Man reach… the MOON!
BREAKING NEWS:
FIRST STILT MAN ON THE MOON?!
The Marvel Legends ‘Stilt Man’ wave gave us some great figures. The 4 ‘Spider-man: Into the Spiderverse’ figures were awesome, Frogman was a pleasant surprise (still convinced it’s a Batman figure dressed as Frogman, look at his eyes!), and the Hand ninja was a nice addition to complete the wave.
The Stilt Man build-a-figure is where it’s at, though! By cleverly adding the legs part of Stilt Man with the Hand Ninja, Hasbro made sure that people who would army-build ninjas wouldn’t end up with a tub full of useless torsos, or heads, but would actually end up with useful parts, enabling collectors to make Stilt Man taller!
And it’s been going on ever since! Here are pictures taken from various locations (facebook groups, reddit…):
Is this enough?
And now?
How about now?
Ok, this has to be some sort of world record…
A contact at NASA informed ToyFarce today that a collector from California has now collected enough Hand Ninjas to make his Stilt Man reach… the MOON! Here is a first picture taken from NASA’s satellites, exclusively for you!
Isn’t that beautiful?
How do you feel about this accomplishement? And how tall is YOUR Stilt Man? Let us know in the comments!
More news at 11:00… THAT’S A LOT OF NINJAS!
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SIDESHOW COLLECTIBLES ANNOUNCES GAMBIT SIXTH SCALE FIGURE… “STIFLER” IN THE MCU: CONFIRMED ?!
Last friday, Sideshow Collectibles announced their upcoming Gambit sixth scale action figure from their Marvel Comics line, along with tons of pictures
BREAKING NEWS:
SIDESHOW COLLECTIBLES ANNOUNCES GAMBIT SIXTH SCALE FIGURE… “STIFLER” IN THE MCU: CONFIRMED?!
Last friday, Sideshow Collectibles announced their upcoming Gambit sixth scale action figure from their Marvel Comics line, along with tons of pictures.
The highly detailed figure will come with lots of accessories, including his staff, a triple card throwing effect, four aces with painted glow effect, four pairs of normal hands, four pairs of the same hands but with glowing effect, and an alternate swappable hairstyle.
One collector, Gian D. , couldn’t help but notice the astonishing (pun intended) resemblance with the actor that played Steve Stifler in the American Pie movies, Seann William Scott.
You see it too, right?
The likeness looks pretty spot on, and we know that Sideshow Collectibles may allegedly know about the casting of the actors in advance in order to prepare the headsculpts for their upcoming figures, which can only mean one thing:
SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT AS GAMBIT IN THE MCU: CONFIRMED!
Suck it, “WeGotThisCovered.com”, we got that scoop before you! HA! The actor has not confirmed or denied the rumor, as of writing.
More news at 11:00… The Stifmeister is coming to the MCU!
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