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What do you mean "Not Sexy Enough"? Everything ok, there? 👀 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #sonic3 #sonicthehedgehog #sega #gizmodo #popcorn #popcornbucket #notsexyenough

Trek the halls 🖖🏻 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #hallmark #startrek #startrek2thewrathofkhan #hallmarkchristmasornaments #spock #jesus

Why Not Zoidberg? @freshmonkeyfiction @bigbadtoystore Idea sent by @wreckship_85 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #freshmonkeyfiction #bigbadtoystore #bigbadworkshop #operationmonsterforce #season3 #zoidberg #whynotzoidberg #futurama

🤣🤣🤣 I always wanted one of those!! Did they even work?! Found on Facebook (source needed) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #kenner #terminator #biofleshregenerator #biofleshregeneratorplayset #santaclaus #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Billy has happiness. TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

6" is 15cm, 7" is 18cm, 12" is 30cm...📏📏📏 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #imperial #metric #stormtrooper #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Nice try, Funko! 😅 TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #funko #funkopops #justachillguy #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

Here are your suggestions from yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Dr Doom on a broom, Venom on denim, Mando on a sando, Galactus on a cactus, Peewee on a TV, BB-8 on a plate, Cable on a table, Flash on some cash, Rey on a tray - Thank you so much to all who sent one!) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

From yesterday's article "Tired of the Elf on the Shelf? Here are some Alternative Options!" - (Giant-Man on a fan, Deadpool on a Stool, Batman on a Pan, Grogu on a shoe, Skeletor on a Door, Thor on the floor) TOY MEMES TUESDAY! Seen any great toy-related meme lately? Share it with us in the comments, by using #toymemestuesday or tagging us! #toyfarce #toymemestuesday #toymemes #christmas #holidays #elfontheshelf #elfontheshelfideas #youveheardofelfontheshelf #actionfigures #toys #collectibles #toycollector #toycommunity #toycollecting

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ARTICULATIONS/JOINTS TOO STIFF? INTRODUCING… THE FIGURE SAUNA!

Introducing the Figure Sauna! You will now be able to treat all your figures with bad articulations and joints or hip problem to a nice, relaxing steam bath, and your figures will thank you for it!

BREAKING NEWS:

ARTICULATIONS/JOINTS TOO STIFF? INTRODUCING… THE FIGURE SAUNA!

If you’ve been a toy collector for more than 3 minutes, you probably have already had a figure, with an arm or a leg that won’t move, and you’re too scared to force too much on it, in case it breaks down. A quick search on the internet later, you found out about the hot water trick, or the hair dryer trick, which consists in applying heat to your figure for a few seconds, in order to ‘shake the joints loose’. And it works! Even NECA agrees, since they shared this in their Instagram stories yesterday…

But if you’re not really sure about getting your figures wet (“what if there are die cast or metal parts in there and they start to rust?”) or if the hair dryer solution scares you after seeing that gif:

… ToyFarce has the solution for you!

Introducing the Figure Sauna™! You will now be able to treat all your figures with bad articulations and joints or hip problem to a nice, relaxing steam bath, and your figures will thank you for it! The Figure Sauna™ will come as a nice little wooden hut, in which you can place all your figures with joints aches (up to 6 figures at a time!). Let the Figure Sauna get hot for a while…

*Not the final design, trees sold separately*

Then, once the Figure Sauna™ is warm enough, and your figures are nice and comfy, add some water on the Figure Sauna stones* and let the steam take care of all those articulations issues. Your figures are now able to move better**, have more energy and feel relaxed after a nice Figure Sauna™!

More news at 11:00… *Extra stones accessory packs sold separately. **If the articulations/joints issues remain, consult a toy physician.

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